i know this is gonna be taken as a joke but please dont trust anyone who claims theyre a batman fan and havent at any point in time made fun of him. the bitch is insufferable
when someone says batman is all they want to be in life they dont mean they wanna adopt three dozen children they mean they wanna have free agency to punch people and have the emotional range of a single raw onion left under the sun. while being dressed as a bat dude. you want tiny bitty bat ears stuck on a mask? thats fucked. dont talk to me
feel like crouching on top of a rusty ass gargoyle at 3am do you, batsy boy
All I see them do is sit around, listen to music. That is our primary activity, definitely. ⇁ Samara Weaving and Brigette Lundy-Paine as Thea Preston and Billie Logan in Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
